They called me a bitch..i must agree with them.

An old female friend which I never met,except bumping into for 2+ years asked me

" How are you "

These 3 words would changed my life forever. 3 letters each smeared onto 3 different words.
Who knew these would mean so much?Who knew these would made me recap my whole teenagehood.Who knew xXxxiaomimixXx was a fuckface demon -__-(emoticon). Who knew xXxxiaomimixXx? Who knew?Who?

Try to give him a comment at Friendspace or Facester or Mybook. It would disappear as fast as xXx xiao h3ndr@ P@nd@ xXx eating a burger under a pondok in Geylang.

Okay back to those 3 words.

I tried to pick up chicks.
With my charm and cool lines
It doesnt seem to work.
Yeah that's me with the checkered shirt.

And that's my cool clan.
The girl on the green.
She's hardcore
And i don't even remember her name.
I think its xiao zIzI-x- or something.

The guy beside the girl.
Yes, by his look we all know that he is Ah Iz.He's the one who cuts my hair all the time. And the guy beside me is a dork who's trying to act cool. His name is (O)nadia(O). aka gerl dragon scarface.


Okay, enough introductory regarding my cool clan for now.

I continued the conversation with my old friend with..

Tell me, what's wrong with girls nowadays?

"I got this shitty feeling inside of me, i will shit all day for you"

Tell me, even a shitface like you will fall for that right?
*pictured was minimized due to sexual content*

And i told this other chick

"You are like dandruff to me, i can't get you out of my head!!"


She replied : ****************** says (1:15 PM):
HAHAHA. omg, what kinda pick up lines are those
hahaha


I thought that would have make her fallen for me
For sure.

Being the good friend that she is

She replied says (1:16 PM):
u should try "do u have a map? im lost in ur eyes"
my bf uses that all the time

But i decided that's too mushy.

You should never try too hard to impress chicks.

Always try to be yourself, and don't get desperate.

Never be like this guy..




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Sorry you had to see that mutated Bastard folks.

Okay back to the main conversation.

I prefer something a little more steadfast and honest.

She responded by ************** says (1:16 PM):
are u coffee? cause u grind so fine?
HAHAHAHA

She obviously think that this is a laughing matter.

Skipping more content from our conversation...I grew desperate.

I continued with



xXx xiao sham xXx : most recently, i tried this to a half-guy-girl.

xXx xiao sham xXx : I was in a fragile state of loneliness
xXx xiao sham xXx : "If you were a booger, I’d pick you first"


Guess what happened next.

LOOK AT THE PICTURE.

She slapped me..
Or rather, He.
Tried to get her/him.. back..
with another "My love for you is like diarrhoea, I can’t hold it in!"
She eventually let go of that diarrhoea onto my face alright. Worse than M****** Taik. Okay this is nadia's idea.








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Soon i became mischeveous, more desperate and somewhat evil?
Just like this guy(s)..





<------Fuck, that's an evil face. Now this is just plain wrong. | | | | | vvvvvv Soon.... I even targetted small children



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Those who look forward to a TALL and HANDSOME young man.
i gave it a shot.
"Are you a pokemon? Because I CHOOSE YOU!"
they were flabergasted.

Eventually they grew bored and walked away.

Afterwards.., i changed my look
My whole personality.
I shaved my eyebrows.
Pierced my thumb
and tattooed my belly button
I tried to become sensitive.
You know.
Be feminine.
Without being gay.
I wore pink and yellow stripes
and eventually tried a few lines

"Did you know, I had to borrow my friend’s heart yesterday because you stole mine "
"Excuse me, are you a dictionary? Because you give meaning to my life."
"I feel like a Indiana Jones, because you are the treasure I am looking for."
All to no avail.
Repeatedly getting slapped, isn't always that bad.
It gave colour to my face.. the colour of red anguish.

and it goes well with the rest of my red body
the rest of my body gotten red cause i got beaten up too many times
Trying to pick up attached chicks
1 guy really got pissed off
afer i said "Can i take your clothes off? So that i can see how angels hide their wings"
NO not to him,but to the girl.

Okay fine, i said that to HIM.

AND BACK TO THE QUESTION " HOW ARE YOU?"

THAT WAS HOW I HAVE BEEN.
EVER SINCE I GRADUATE FROM SECONDARY SCHOOL
THATS MY WHOLE LIFE.
Failed attempts to score girls.
Failed attempts to not be single
Failed attempts to not be straight.

So i hope you learn a valuable lesson today.
Always be yourself
Be proud of yourself.
Dont wish you weren't anybody else.
Cause you might just end up like me.


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xoxoxoxoxo

xXx xiao sham xXx

P.s. I like found a video in like youtube which is like fucking lame.

3 like typical fucking boys in yishun doing like fucking stupid things,and think that they are funny. Seriously, it's like so not funny.

PLEASE LOOK.

Trying to imitate jackass and what not..This is the lamest attempt like ever?Like so whatever.
Talk to the hand.

WE'LL BE BACK.........

WE ARE NOT DEADDDD.

At 12midnight.
A new day awaits us.

Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is a mystery.
The present is priceless.

That's bullshit.

Tomorrow is going to be priceless.
As we embark on a new journey in our road to adulthood.
An almost meticulous road which which could not be meticulous without the meticulous man himself.
Am i meticulous enough?

Tomorrow shall be the day,where God himself gives us a Christmas Blessing.

Santa himself is coming back to town,with himself being a gift..of god.
Forgive you must.
Destiny Awaits You
Freedom we shall.

Let all those who tremble in fear be awaken by the godforsaken arrival of




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xXx xiao h3nD2@ SaN+@ xXx & his xiaoelf Rahmat.
Click To Enlarge .

Blogs. The Great Debate.

I think blogs are for losers.Especially if 2 or more guys or girls agreed to start making one.

At first, the idea may seem appealing,as well one way or another,there are some blogs out there which u enjoy reading, and you ideate upon yourself ; " Hey why not make a fugging blog,which u can share your life experiences with people or a certain group of friends,or maybe even for yourself for instance "


Yeah,that's right.It's all about sharing.ITS ABOUT SHARING YOU CUNTS.

Fags,it's the festive season.Tis the time to be jolly and have a good ol` time right?RIGHT??





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THAT'S RIGHT.TELL ME xXx XIAO MIMI xXx..HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO HAVE A GREAT TIME.
*This part deleted*

I HAVE BEEN CUTTING MYSELF EACH AND EVERY DAY YOU PILEHOLE.

AND YOU Ah Iz.YOU THINK YOU'RE SO GREAT.
HYPNOTIZING ALL OF US to stare onto your BALLS.I
IS THAT GOOD MANNERS TO YOU.
DO YOU DO THAT IN PUBLIC?



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Okay well you actually do it in public.So im done with you you fugging mustafa centre.

WHAT?? YOU GUYS NOT HAPPY IM USING TOO MUCH VULGARITIES?WELL F YOU.
YOU CAN JUST PRESS ALT+F4 YOU YOU YOU U U U CUNT.


*Due to popular request,this part is added on,Feel Free to Ignore it,it's rated NC-9*
Well i'll be.The other day,i went to visit my friend's house.GUESS WHAT?
I went to the toilet.And there was leftover brownies in there.

Golly Jee Willickers.
How often do you see





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Oh the propostrous feeling you have in your guts now.

How hard is it to dispose those brownies?All you need to do is use some effort to press big button which resembles 'FLUSH'.

Since we're talking about the removal of food consumption from the body.

Here's a tip to remove it with ease.

Firstly, you can try make these type of faces while you're sitting on the big bowl.

Try various facial expressions.

Or As such..


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Start off with..
1)Follow the girl in the foreground's facial expressions.It's all about conserving your energy in contention for a potential big blast.


2)Now follow the Green Guy's facial woes.It's now all about getting those energy ready for a blastoff.Its natural to squint your eyes like him at this stage.Remember to position your lips exactly like the way he does in the picture.Make your lips smile as wide as possible.


3)LET IT ALL OUT NOW.Well your face expressions now will be like the guy furthest at the back.Your face will now begin to look like shit.

4)After all the dramatic facial motions.You will breathe a huge sigh of relief.It has come to an end.That's how the tallest guy in the picture felt.


5)You are ready to smile once again.Just like the girl at the background.



Well people,follow these steps & you will eventually find your inner childhood happiness feeling, in the toilet each and everyday.

Or well..

You can just put a picture of this guy in your Bathroom,and Your body will do all that waste removal for you..




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1) Stare at him

2) You are done.Instantly.




Okay Well folks,I hoped i SHARED enough tips with you today.


Lastly,i would like to thank all the models for each respective category for this post.Without your faces,this post could have never happened.Thanks for volunteering:)


p.s: xXx xiao hendra pand@, get back home safely:(.we all miss you very much.

gossip.

I may be a bitch,but i'm no bastard.

SHOPPING!!!!

The world's so contradicting.On a contrary, im going to use other words to explain that ironic theory.However,on the other hand,i will explain it in another post.

Back to my life.The previous day,xi@o h3ndr@ p@nd@ and xXx xiaosham xXx like finally went town to like go shopping.. after like years of not meeting each other,we like finally went out together, like i mean , like only us girlfriendsss together.
anyway,xiaoh3ndr@ panda@ like bought countless jeans and tshirts. we had like LOADS OF LAUGHS.HAHAHAHAHAHA. just like old times.just us girlfriends together hanging out you know.

anyway,x1a0 pand@ like only spent like 300 or 400 bucks ONLY? while xXx xiao sham xXx didnt spend like anything,goodness gracious.

We could have spent like more,but mummykinns didnt let pand@ exceed $400 for a day.
She cut xiaopanda's daily expenditure limit to like only 400 bucks!?!?!!? How is he going to live with himself??
It's like we're so used to spending at least 500 bucks per day,but how the hell are we going to live without exceeding $400 per day?Seriously.Sometimes i wish i was just poor,like being able to use like $50 per day?There and finally then, do they know how hard is it being deprived of your daily IMPORTANT usage of cash.
Fuck life,im going to cut myself.

Okay,back to yesterday's shopping!!.

well we went to levis store @ Raffles city,and guess what?xXx xiao hendr@ pand@ became a levis member.its an addition to his collection of all the membership cards he got ; topshop,CK,BORDERS,FUNLAND,TIMEZONE,Toapayoh Library,S.E.X @ City Hall and many more.

While all xXx xiao sham xXx got is just a stupid temasek poly matric card with a kampong face.
Fuck it,xXx xiao sham xXx is going to cuthimself.

Well,that's about it..we trained home,and went to eat BK at GV Yishun.
xXx xiao sham xXx saw this good looking girl working at BK.

so like the jakun which he is, he wanted a conversation with the girl.

so he like stood up, and like went to the xXxcounterxXx,and like asked for ONE Chilli sauce.
OMGWTFBBQ.
THE GIRL GAVE HIM -> FOUR <- CHILLI SAUCE PACKETS. FOUR!!!! FOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! fuck it,cant find any pictures of 4 chill sauces.

so i cut myself..


aites.After that,we took PUBLIC TRANSPORATATION home,yes,public transportation.

As we couldn't exceed 400 bucks.
We can't cab home.
hence, we took a BUS.

It smells like shit back there.
With the mixture of Man Sweat+ Expired perfume.
Fags.They should cut themselves.

Okay that's about it people.
Mummykins want me to stop using the computer now.

Sorry for this post being too short,like mummykins is being a pain.love to make it longer though.

still got time.

hopefully this post will go through,as the internet connection is depleting every minute.

if it doesnt go through,we'll cut ourselves. again