" How are you "
These 3 words would changed my life forever. 3 letters each smeared onto 3 different words.
Who knew these would mean so much?Who knew these would made me recap my whole teenagehood.Who knew xXxxiaomimixXx was a fuckface demon -__-(emoticon). Who knew xXxxiaomimixXx? Who knew?Who?
Try to give him a comment at Friendspace or Facester or Mybook. It would disappear as fast as xXx xiao h3ndr@ P@nd@ xXx eating a burger under a pondok in Geylang.
Okay back to those 3 words.
I tried to pick up chicks.
With my charm and cool lines
It doesnt seem to work.
Yeah that's me with the checkered shirt.
And that's my cool clan.
The girl on the green.
She's hardcore
And i don't even remember her name.
I think its xiao zIzI-x- or something.
The guy beside the girl.
Yes, by his look we all know that he is Ah Iz.He's the one who cuts my hair all the time. And the guy beside me is a dork who's trying to act cool. His name is (O)nadia(O). aka gerl dragon scarface.
Okay, enough introductory regarding my cool clan for now.
I continued the conversation with my old friend with..
Tell me, what's wrong with girls nowadays?
"I got this shitty feeling inside of me, i will shit all day for you"
Tell me, even a shitface like you will fall for that right?
*pictured was minimized due to sexual content*
And i told this other chick
"You are like dandruff to me, i can't get you out of my head!!"
She replied : ****************** says (1:15 PM):
HAHAHA. omg, what kinda pick up lines are those
hahaha
I thought that would have make her fallen for me
For sure.
Being the good friend that she is
She replied says (1:16 PM):
u should try "do u have a map? im lost in ur eyes"
my bf uses that all the time
But i decided that's too mushy.
You should never try too hard to impress chicks.
Always try to be yourself, and don't get desperate.
Never be like this guy..
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Sorry you had to see that mutated Bastard folks.
Okay back to the main conversation.
I prefer something a little more steadfast and honest.
She responded by ************** says (1:16 PM):
are u coffee? cause u grind so fine?
HAHAHAHA
She obviously think that this is a laughing matter.
Skipping more content from our conversation...I grew desperate.
I continued with
xXx xiao sham xXx : most recently, i tried this to a half-guy-girl.
xXx xiao sham xXx : I was in a fragile state of loneliness
xXx xiao sham xXx : "If you were a booger, I’d pick you first"
Guess what happened next.
LOOK AT THE PICTURE.
She slapped me..
Or rather, He.
Tried to get her/him.. back..
with another "My love for you is like diarrhoea, I can’t hold it in!"
She eventually let go of that diarrhoea onto my face alright. Worse than M****** Taik. Okay this is nadia's idea.
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Soon i became mischeveous, more desperate and somewhat evil?
Just like this guy(s)..
<------Fuck, that's an evil face. Now this is just plain wrong. | | | | | vvvvvv Soon.... I even targetted small children
& ...
Those who look forward to a TALL and HANDSOME young man.
i gave it a shot.
"Are you a pokemon? Because I CHOOSE YOU!"
they were flabergasted.
Eventually they grew bored and walked away.
Afterwards.., i changed my lookMy whole personality.
I shaved my eyebrows.
Pierced my thumb
and tattooed my belly button
I tried to become sensitive.
You know.
Be feminine.
Without being gay.
I wore pink and yellow stripes
and eventually tried a few lines
"Did you know, I had to borrow my friend’s heart yesterday because you stole mine "
"Excuse me, are you a dictionary? Because you give meaning to my life."
"I feel like a Indiana Jones, because you are the treasure I am looking for."
All to no avail.
Repeatedly getting slapped, isn't always that bad.
It gave colour to my face.. the colour of red anguish.
and it goes well with the rest of my red body
the rest of my body gotten red cause i got beaten up too many times
Trying to pick up attached chicks
1 guy really got pissed off
afer i said "Can i take your clothes off? So that i can see how angels hide their wings"
NO not to him,but to the girl.
Okay fine, i said that to HIM.
AND BACK TO THE QUESTION " HOW ARE YOU?"
THAT WAS HOW I HAVE BEEN.
EVER SINCE I GRADUATE FROM SECONDARY SCHOOL
THATS MY WHOLE LIFE.
Failed attempts to score girls.
Failed attempts to not be single
Failed attempts to not be straight.
So i hope you learn a valuable lesson today.
Always be yourself
Be proud of yourself.
Dont wish you weren't anybody else.
Cause you might just end up like me.
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xoxoxoxoxo
xXx xiao sham xXx
P.s. I like found a video in like youtube which is like fucking lame.
3 like typical fucking boys in yishun doing like fucking stupid things,and think that they are funny. Seriously, it's like so not funny.
PLEASE LOOK.
Trying to imitate jackass and what not..This is the lamest attempt like ever?Like so whatever.
Talk to the hand.
