At 12midnight.
A new day awaits us.

Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is a mystery.
The present is priceless.

That's bullshit.

Tomorrow is going to be priceless.
As we embark on a new journey in our road to adulthood.
An almost meticulous road which which could not be meticulous without the meticulous man himself.
Am i meticulous enough?

Tomorrow shall be the day,where God himself gives us a Christmas Blessing.

Santa himself is coming back to town,with himself being a gift..of god.
Forgive you must.
Destiny Awaits You
Freedom we shall.

Let all those who tremble in fear be awaken by the godforsaken arrival of




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xXx xiao h3nD2@ SaN+@ xXx & his xiaoelf Rahmat.
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Blogs. The Great Debate.

I think blogs are for losers.Especially if 2 or more guys or girls agreed to start making one.

At first, the idea may seem appealing,as well one way or another,there are some blogs out there which u enjoy reading, and you ideate upon yourself ; " Hey why not make a fugging blog,which u can share your life experiences with people or a certain group of friends,or maybe even for yourself for instance "


Yeah,that's right.It's all about sharing.ITS ABOUT SHARING YOU CUNTS.

Fags,it's the festive season.Tis the time to be jolly and have a good ol` time right?RIGHT??





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THAT'S RIGHT.TELL ME xXx XIAO MIMI xXx..HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO HAVE A GREAT TIME.
*This part deleted*

I HAVE BEEN CUTTING MYSELF EACH AND EVERY DAY YOU PILEHOLE.

AND YOU Ah Iz.YOU THINK YOU'RE SO GREAT.
HYPNOTIZING ALL OF US to stare onto your BALLS.I
IS THAT GOOD MANNERS TO YOU.
DO YOU DO THAT IN PUBLIC?



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Okay well you actually do it in public.So im done with you you fugging mustafa centre.

WHAT?? YOU GUYS NOT HAPPY IM USING TOO MUCH VULGARITIES?WELL F YOU.
YOU CAN JUST PRESS ALT+F4 YOU YOU YOU U U U CUNT.


*Due to popular request,this part is added on,Feel Free to Ignore it,it's rated NC-9*
Well i'll be.The other day,i went to visit my friend's house.GUESS WHAT?
I went to the toilet.And there was leftover brownies in there.

Golly Jee Willickers.
How often do you see





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Oh the propostrous feeling you have in your guts now.

How hard is it to dispose those brownies?All you need to do is use some effort to press big button which resembles 'FLUSH'.

Since we're talking about the removal of food consumption from the body.

Here's a tip to remove it with ease.

Firstly, you can try make these type of faces while you're sitting on the big bowl.

Try various facial expressions.

Or As such..


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Start off with..
1)Follow the girl in the foreground's facial expressions.It's all about conserving your energy in contention for a potential big blast.


2)Now follow the Green Guy's facial woes.It's now all about getting those energy ready for a blastoff.Its natural to squint your eyes like him at this stage.Remember to position your lips exactly like the way he does in the picture.Make your lips smile as wide as possible.


3)LET IT ALL OUT NOW.Well your face expressions now will be like the guy furthest at the back.Your face will now begin to look like shit.

4)After all the dramatic facial motions.You will breathe a huge sigh of relief.It has come to an end.That's how the tallest guy in the picture felt.


5)You are ready to smile once again.Just like the girl at the background.



Well people,follow these steps & you will eventually find your inner childhood happiness feeling, in the toilet each and everyday.

Or well..

You can just put a picture of this guy in your Bathroom,and Your body will do all that waste removal for you..




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1) Stare at him

2) You are done.Instantly.




Okay Well folks,I hoped i SHARED enough tips with you today.


Lastly,i would like to thank all the models for each respective category for this post.Without your faces,this post could have never happened.Thanks for volunteering:)


p.s: xXx xiao hendra pand@, get back home safely:(.we all miss you very much.

gossip.

I may be a bitch,but i'm no bastard.

SHOPPING!!!!

The world's so contradicting.On a contrary, im going to use other words to explain that ironic theory.However,on the other hand,i will explain it in another post.

Back to my life.The previous day,xi@o h3ndr@ p@nd@ and xXx xiaosham xXx like finally went town to like go shopping.. after like years of not meeting each other,we like finally went out together, like i mean , like only us girlfriendsss together.
anyway,xiaoh3ndr@ panda@ like bought countless jeans and tshirts. we had like LOADS OF LAUGHS.HAHAHAHAHAHA. just like old times.just us girlfriends together hanging out you know.

anyway,x1a0 pand@ like only spent like 300 or 400 bucks ONLY? while xXx xiao sham xXx didnt spend like anything,goodness gracious.

We could have spent like more,but mummykinns didnt let pand@ exceed $400 for a day.
She cut xiaopanda's daily expenditure limit to like only 400 bucks!?!?!!? How is he going to live with himself??
It's like we're so used to spending at least 500 bucks per day,but how the hell are we going to live without exceeding $400 per day?Seriously.Sometimes i wish i was just poor,like being able to use like $50 per day?There and finally then, do they know how hard is it being deprived of your daily IMPORTANT usage of cash.
Fuck life,im going to cut myself.

Okay,back to yesterday's shopping!!.

well we went to levis store @ Raffles city,and guess what?xXx xiao hendr@ pand@ became a levis member.its an addition to his collection of all the membership cards he got ; topshop,CK,BORDERS,FUNLAND,TIMEZONE,Toapayoh Library,S.E.X @ City Hall and many more.

While all xXx xiao sham xXx got is just a stupid temasek poly matric card with a kampong face.
Fuck it,xXx xiao sham xXx is going to cuthimself.

Well,that's about it..we trained home,and went to eat BK at GV Yishun.
xXx xiao sham xXx saw this good looking girl working at BK.

so like the jakun which he is, he wanted a conversation with the girl.

so he like stood up, and like went to the xXxcounterxXx,and like asked for ONE Chilli sauce.
OMGWTFBBQ.
THE GIRL GAVE HIM -> FOUR <- CHILLI SAUCE PACKETS. FOUR!!!! FOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! fuck it,cant find any pictures of 4 chill sauces.

so i cut myself..


aites.After that,we took PUBLIC TRANSPORATATION home,yes,public transportation.

As we couldn't exceed 400 bucks.
We can't cab home.
hence, we took a BUS.

It smells like shit back there.
With the mixture of Man Sweat+ Expired perfume.
Fags.They should cut themselves.

Okay that's about it people.
Mummykins want me to stop using the computer now.

Sorry for this post being too short,like mummykins is being a pain.love to make it longer though.

still got time.

hopefully this post will go through,as the internet connection is depleting every minute.

if it doesnt go through,we'll cut ourselves. again

time is running out.

We're currently in the ambulance van, and we only got 3 minutes left to blog...

so we cut ourselves='(.

THIS IS THE PICTURE OF THE TRENCHCOAT WITH
REGARDS TO OUR POLL.
Decide wisely people:)

FUCK LIFE!!!!!!

well...
today..

well you don't need to know really..ermm....

*huge sigh*

welcome to the world of xXx xiaocat xXx family.

Welcome to our blog, we will try to update oftenly about our xiao crazy lifexx.

visit regularly folks.

xXx xiao mimi xXx
xXx xiao sham xXx

About today : We are currently in the xXx xiao library xXx at northpoint.Well,we got nothing better to do,hence we created this blog to talk about our SuP3R x!@o C|2@Zy Liv3s.

we're with Ah Iz right now..and waiting for -[x]- | xIa0 HeNdR@ PanDa | -[x]- to come and meet us..

LoNG TiMe SiNcceee We AlL SiNGaHeRoEs have met.how time flies by=(.

-{x)=( azZzie xx )=(x}- might be coming later on.and the SiNGaHeRoEs may F1nallY R3un!t3 once again.

Together,we shall defeat the BLACK VAA.

okay people,stay tuned for new superxiaoawesome adventurexxxx.

P.s : xXx xiao mimi xXx misses JANNY & Wan & Yusheng.