Friday, December 19, 2008

Blogs. The Great Debate.

I think blogs are for losers.Especially if 2 or more guys or girls agreed to start making one.

At first, the idea may seem appealing,as well one way or another,there are some blogs out there which u enjoy reading, and you ideate upon yourself ; " Hey why not make a fugging blog,which u can share your life experiences with people or a certain group of friends,or maybe even for yourself for instance "


Yeah,that's right.It's all about sharing.ITS ABOUT SHARING YOU CUNTS.

Fags,it's the festive season.Tis the time to be jolly and have a good ol` time right?RIGHT??





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THAT'S RIGHT.TELL ME xXx XIAO MIMI xXx..HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO HAVE A GREAT TIME.
*This part deleted*

I HAVE BEEN CUTTING MYSELF EACH AND EVERY DAY YOU PILEHOLE.

AND YOU Ah Iz.YOU THINK YOU'RE SO GREAT.
HYPNOTIZING ALL OF US to stare onto your BALLS.I
IS THAT GOOD MANNERS TO YOU.
DO YOU DO THAT IN PUBLIC?



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Okay well you actually do it in public.So im done with you you fugging mustafa centre.

WHAT?? YOU GUYS NOT HAPPY IM USING TOO MUCH VULGARITIES?WELL F YOU.
YOU CAN JUST PRESS ALT+F4 YOU YOU YOU U U U CUNT.


*Due to popular request,this part is added on,Feel Free to Ignore it,it's rated NC-9*
Well i'll be.The other day,i went to visit my friend's house.GUESS WHAT?
I went to the toilet.And there was leftover brownies in there.

Golly Jee Willickers.
How often do you see





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Oh the propostrous feeling you have in your guts now.

How hard is it to dispose those brownies?All you need to do is use some effort to press big button which resembles 'FLUSH'.

Since we're talking about the removal of food consumption from the body.

Here's a tip to remove it with ease.

Firstly, you can try make these type of faces while you're sitting on the big bowl.

Try various facial expressions.

Or As such..


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Start off with..
1)Follow the girl in the foreground's facial expressions.It's all about conserving your energy in contention for a potential big blast.


2)Now follow the Green Guy's facial woes.It's now all about getting those energy ready for a blastoff.Its natural to squint your eyes like him at this stage.Remember to position your lips exactly like the way he does in the picture.Make your lips smile as wide as possible.


3)LET IT ALL OUT NOW.Well your face expressions now will be like the guy furthest at the back.Your face will now begin to look like shit.


4)After all the dramatic facial motions.You will breathe a huge sigh of relief.It has come to an end.That's how the tallest guy in the picture felt.


5)You are ready to smile once again.Just like the girl at the background.



Well people,follow these steps & you will eventually find your inner childhood happiness feeling, in the toilet each and everyday.

Or well..

You can just put a picture of this guy in your Bathroom,and Your body will do all that waste removal for you..




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1) Stare at him

2) You are done.Instantly.





Okay Well folks,I hoped i SHARED enough tips with you today.


Lastly,i would like to thank all the models for each respective category for this post.Without your faces,this post could have never happened.Thanks for volunteering:)


p.s: xXx xiao hendra pand@, get back home safely:(.we all miss you very much.

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